Last night I committed a pretty grievous crime, and dropped my phone in the toilet (status: unflushed). I pulled out (the phone) and dried it off (the phone) as quickly as I could. Everything seemed OK but when I woke up this morning there was an undeniable watermark across the screen. There was water (read, urine) in the phone.
I have a new phone now, all my data is transferred, so I haven’t lost anything. In fact, I got $240 worth of (worthless) accessories, a cheaper (better value) plan, and phone insurance. Add the whole thing together, and it’s probably a net $0 cost to me.